Dirty Minds

(3) I am a protrusion that comes in many sizes. (2) When I'm not well, I drip. (1) When you blow me, you feel good.

(3) I'm spread before I'm eaten. (2) Your tongue gets me off. (1) People sometimes lick my nuts

(3) I assist an erection. (2) Sometimes big balls hang from me. (1) I'm called a big swinger.

(3) Over 1,000 people went down on me. (2) I wasn't maiden for long. (1) A big hard thing ripped me open.

(3) You stick your poles inside me. (2) You tie me down to get me up. (1) I get wet before you do.

(3) When I go in, I can produce pain. (2) I cause you to spit, and ask you not to swallow. (1) I can fill your hole.

(3) A finger goes in me. (2) You fiddle with me when you're bored. (1) The best man always has me first.

(3) All day long, it's in and out. (2) I discharge loads from my shaft. (1) Both men and women go down on me.

(3) I go in hard. (2) I come out soft. (1) You like to blow me.

(3) If I miss, I hit your bush. (2) It's my job to stuff your box. (1) When I come, it's news.

(3) I offer protection. (2) I get the finger ten times. (1) You use your fingers to get me off.

(1) I knew it was getting hot because I saw it starting to drip. A minute before it was long, hard and pointed but then it was shrinking and if it had gone down on me it could have killed me

(3) I have a stiff shaft. (2) My tip penetrates. (1) I come with a quiver.

(3) My business is done in briefs. (2) I am a cunning linguist. (1) I plead and plead for it.

(3) What is hairy and oval (2) Delicious and contains thin whitish liquid? (1) Starts with a C ends with a T

(2) What goes in hard and pink (1) Comes out soft and sticky?

(3) I come in many sizes (2) Sometimes, I drip. (1) When you blow me, you feel good.

(2) What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' (1) If you don't get it, you have to use your hand

(2) What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, (1) This is responsible for making love

(1) Is that wide as you can open it? As I inserted it into her gaping hole I could tell that it was going to take a while for me to finish doing her. It's a good thing I keep my tool sharp and shiny.

(3) I have fuzzy balls (2) Someone's going to be beaten. (1) You start off with love, but that doesn't last

(3) I'm long, hard, and powered by batteries (2) I give off a steady stream (1) People grope for me in the dark

(3) Playing with me long enough could make you go blind (2) You have to stick something in my slot before you get started (1) Playing with my joystick can give you a cramp

(1) After I put both hands on my shaft, I knew I was ready to become a swinger. I could feel two balls in my pants and I was more than ready to try and stick it right in the hole.

(3) Press the right button and I'll come all over your face (2) I usually get spread over your hairy parts (1) When you wipe me off, I get white stuff on your towel

(3) Can be hard or soft and still get it off (2) Finger my plunger and i'll come in your hand (1) I always come in hotel bathrooms

(3) You suck on me with you mouth and I'm a little chilly at first (2) I can't stay hard forever (1) There's sometimes lipstick on my stick when you're done

(2) start with "C" I end with "T" (1) I stand for pussy

(3) The situation was alarming (2) Several large men had to go down on me. (1) At least most of them were wearing rubbers and raincoats before they wrapped their legs around me

(3) My shaft is long and tasty (2) You can shove me in your split (1) The older I am, the softer i get

(3) They are all fakes and Dolly Parton has some big ones (2) It can cost you a lot of money for a good one, but at least you can pick the size and color (1) I'm really hairy

(3) There it was. Six inches of pure delight beckoning me to take it in my mouth. (2) I ran my tongue around it and its sweet nuts (1) But the longer I sucked on it, the smaller it got!

(3) When I go down on you, you won't be happy. (2) If you're on me, the whole world is you oyster (1) be careful, without protection, you might catch something nasty"

(3) This fits neatly between your breasts (2) Works best when tugged (1) Fits neatly into a hole

(3) Schwarztenegger has a long one (2) Bruce Lee has a short one (1) Pope doesn't use his

(3) If you really want me, you are going to have to expose yourself (2) If you get naked, I'll be all over you (1) You should use protection or else you could get a really nasty disease

(3) Filling my crater can take a long time (2) I am out of your reach (1) When you see me rise you are ready for bed

(3) I can be stuck between your twin peeks (2) I can sometimes have a bushy crotch (1) I usually fertile and easy to penetrate

(3) I can arrange to get your ashes hauled (2) It's my job to get my hands on your can (1) I tend to come over in the early hours of the morning

(1) Stand back I said, I'm not sure about how big this is going to get. Then I slid my lips around it and began to blow and the next thing I knew it exploded and it was hanging limp

(3) You can't have a quickie without me (2) I come after the pee (1) I always come before you

(3) I can beat it with both hands (2) I usually play with my sticks (1) I pound it on rhythm

(3) I can sometimes choke the chicken (2) I can sow your wild weeds (1) I like to milk it

(1) I usually come in gallons but you can't call me cheap. Just take out my hose and I'm ready to fill you up. If you can afford me, I can take you around the world.

(3) I make it easy to get in your pants (2) I make a lot of noise when you get me off (1) To get it off you stick it to my fuzz

(3) I like to be hands on (2) I like it when it's hairy (1) I hold your things in place

(3) When I get hot I start to drip (2) I'm hard at first but then turn soft (1) I'm a little cold when we first meet

(3) You blow me (2) I make noise (1) I'm like a zoo